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I have some tea after I’m finished eating and watch the people hustling back and forth in front of the station. They’re all headed somewhere. If I wanted to, I could join them. Take a train to some other place. Throw away everything here, go to somewhere I’ve never been, start from scratch. Like turning a page in a new notebook. I could go to Hiroshima, Fukuoka, wherever. Nothing’s keeping me here. I’m one hundred percent free.
But I know I can’t go anywhere.
Kafka on the Shore, p. 327 (via seananigans)
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Don’t worry, Yankee Candle has Man Candles now.
LAWN MOWER IS MY FAVORITE SMELL THAT BETTER SMELL LIKE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND GASOLINE. i hope to never learn what man town smells like
my dad unabashedly loves regular yankee candles so i can’t tell if he will LOVE THIS or HATE IT
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA football scented man-candles.. that’s the dumbest shi…. 2x4? Oh man, I’d love the house to smell like 2x4!!!
um. You guys. MAN TOWN smells like a “Musky Man Cave.” No lie.
When is the Ball Sweat fragrance appearing?
ngl the “orange, patchouli, vetiver and leather” First Down one sounds like it would smell really really good.
Musky man cave = spilled beer, Doritos, and dried jizz?
Just go ahead and call them “Mandles,” Yankee. Stop tap-dancing around that obvious portmanteau.
(What do you think are the chances these are regular “lady” candles [womandles] with a new sticker slapped on them? Because I think I’ve seen Fresh Cut Grass and Woodsy Something-or-Other out there before.)
-Jess](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44nsgTgao1qztt73o1_500.png)
Don’t worry, Yankee Candle has Man Candles now.
LAWN MOWER IS MY FAVORITE SMELL THAT BETTER SMELL LIKE GRASS CLIPPINGS AND GASOLINE. i hope to never learn what man town smells like
my dad unabashedly loves regular yankee candles so i can’t tell if he will LOVE THIS or HATE IT
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA football scented man-candles.. that’s the dumbest shi…. 2x4? Oh man, I’d love the house to smell like 2x4!!!
um. You guys. MAN TOWN smells like a “Musky Man Cave.” No lie.
When is the Ball Sweat fragrance appearing?
ngl the “orange, patchouli, vetiver and leather” First Down one sounds like it would smell really really good.
Musky man cave = spilled beer, Doritos, and dried jizz?
Just go ahead and call them “Mandles,” Yankee. Stop tap-dancing around that obvious portmanteau.
(What do you think are the chances these are regular “lady” candles [womandles] with a new sticker slapped on them? Because I think I’ve seen Fresh Cut Grass and Woodsy Something-or-Other out there before.)
-Jess
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